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PostSubject: ANG JOKE JOKE!   Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:57 am

MAKE ME FEEL

A plane s about 2 crash.

A frantic virgin strips off and says

"Can anyone make me feel like a wife before i die?"

So a man takes off hs clothes and says..

"PAKIPLANTSA!"

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arabo

an arab was interviewed at US chekpoint
name pls?
arab:abdul aziz

interviewer:sex?
arab:6x a week

interviewer:i mean male or female
arab:doesn't matter, sumtyms even camel

interviewer:HOLY COW!
arab:yes, cow, and dogs too!

interviewer:oh dear!
arab:deer? no deer! dey run fast!


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Pasahe

Sa Isang Jeep

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?

Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum

Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.)

Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!

Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?

Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.

Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?


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NOON:
Anak: Inay gusto ko na pong magbuntis.
Nanay: Aba hindi pwede anak kailangan mag-asawa ka muna bago ka magbuntis.

NGAYON:
Anak: Nay gusto ko na pong mag-asawa.
Nanay: Bakit buntis ka na ba?


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Mister umuwi galing trabaho..

Misis: O bakit ka may black eye! dalawa pa
Mister: E kasi yung babae dun sa Mall eh! nanapak!
Misis: Anu ba gnawa mo?
Mister: Nakita ko kasi sya na nakaipit yung skirt nya sa gitna nang pwet nya.. yun hinila ko!
tapos sinapak ako
Misis: Nge, e bat dalawa black eye mo?
Mister: akala ko kasi gusto nya nakaipit eh kaya sinuksok ko Uli!



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